Even though you're making a joke it's actually interesting. The only search I've done (to see how ridiculous the internet is?) is "sunny walks on the beach". I chose the "destroyer of children" filter and once you get past maybe 10-15 dirty pictures its incredible the stuff that is actually completely safe for work that I guess Google somehow filters out lol

Try searching for "wax". The pictures alternate between what I expected and pictures of random buildings.

Hmm, don't try searching for wax on second thoughts. I scrolled a bit further and there's a tonne of man-on-man bondage (unless that's what you'd like to see).