the number of emojis in readme is making me second-guess it

Fair point — agreed. I’ve cleaned up the README and removed most of the emojis to keep it more technical and understated. Thanks for the feedback.

Somehow this response makes it worse.

It sounds like your typical LLM answering you. If you have been vibe-coding, the dude sounds vaguely familiar. It's like I've spent this afternoon with him (because I probably did?)

hahaha, Merry Christmas to you too!